When you have a lot of work to do, but avoid doing it by any means necessary. (Inspired by the show Duck Dynasty.)
Willie: Why aren't you people making duck calls?
Si: We're being producktive by making kites to fly outside to attract ducks.
Si: We're being producktive by making kites to fly outside to attract ducks.
by DOTK January 23, 2014
Get the producktive mug.Last week I had productive hangover, so I opted for productive procrastination and had productive sex with this new chick instead. Boy, I got a week's worth of work done the next day.
by Dr. Productive June 2, 2011
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pruh-dŭk'tĭv - Something that could be seen as constructive, but is actually a form of procrastination used to put off doing what one really needs to do.
by JKLinn December 15, 2012
Get the Productive mug.I'm provocative in so far as when I say what I think it can be considered provocative. I'm a prophet!
Hym "Provocative? You set yourself up for that one but that's telling. This is just about getting me to shut. You can both go fuck yourselves. The only people you serve, you serve in abstraction and not in actuality. 1 is a perfectly interchangeable cog in a money redistribution machine and the other a literal false prophet. What you deserve it to rot in obscurity in a university no one has heard of where everyone knows your work but no know you. Instead, you found a way to escape. Yelling at purple hair retards. And you found a way to impose your fate on someone who has 'wronged' you. Even better."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
Get the Provocative mug.1)When you are doing something productive or being productive near a counter or a counter-like surface.
Objects can also be counter productive, as in shelves or knife-holders.
2)When you are productive near something that has counting abilities or data-collecting abilities.
Contrary to popular belief, this does not have a negative connotation.
Objects can also be counter productive, as in shelves or knife-holders.
2)When you are productive near something that has counting abilities or data-collecting abilities.
Contrary to popular belief, this does not have a negative connotation.
That organizer Ned bought from the store was very counter-productive!
Mary, you are so counter-productive in the kitchen with your excellent cooking!
The scientists are very counter-productive with that machine that records data by counting each trial!
Mary, you are so counter-productive in the kitchen with your excellent cooking!
The scientists are very counter-productive with that machine that records data by counting each trial!
by BearsHugMe June 15, 2011
Get the Counter-productive mug.Also, if saying the most provocative thing possible garners immediate fame and success; why isn’t everyone else doing it?
Hym “I mean... As far as ‘Saying the more provocative (again) thing imaginable to become famous’ is easy then why am I the only one doing it? And why I’m I the most famous? I’m pretty sure Lucifer is based on me too. Sherlock Holmes-esque police consultant show where ‘The devil hates sin because why else would he punish it’ that was me. A plurality of entertainment stemming directly from this guy 😈👈 That’s me. Not as easy as it looks, alright? Cut me some slack.”
by Hym Iam September 22, 2022
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