Issue Problems

having a lot of problems having to do with issues.

That girl has issue problems having to do with her life.

by Johnny_boy316 February 24, 2009

pretty girl problems

Problems hot girls have that no one else could relate to. Like having to close your Facebook or Instagram due to 1,000 random friend requests daily. Or being fired for making the bosses wife uncomfortable because you are too attractive.

"My girlfriend can't even eat by herself without some random dude sliding into the booth with her!!!" Jeez dawg. Sounds like pretty girl problems

by Bookworm Beauty March 6, 2019

Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

When you solve a problem with an amazing solution

I didn't want my siblings to steal my seat, but I was really hungry. So I took the chair with me. Modern problems require modern solutions} I guess

by Ocean_in_a_teardrop January 14, 2020

M.W. problems

Any situational problem involving a man who is far more interested in a girl than she is to him. The symptoms include: constant whining, over-analyzing text messages, crippling lack of self-confidence.

(M.W. problem character) "She put a period at the end of the sentance. Does that me she wants to end the sentance, or the relationship?

(anyone without M.W problems) "You have some serious M.W. problems!"

by rogueleader August 14, 2011

White People Problems

a. Events or situations which are deemed overly taxing to only white people.

b. non-issues and scenarios which are deemed dire enough by white people to vent about via facebook, twitter, therapy sessions, and any other time they may have someone else's brief attention.

My god. I have had the longest day of meetings and phone calls. It’s 4pm and it took the Baristas – Who KNOW I come in at this time every afternoon – 10 minutes to make my triple machiatto with extra dry foam…. And honestly, the foam wasn’t even that dry.

FML. Struggling today.

= White people problems

by Emster73 December 13, 2012

Third world problems

The term is used ironically to describe a trivial problem which doesn't even compare to an actual Third world problem.

Only people who understand irony would get this.

Julia "My hair dryer has hair broken"

Robert replies "Oh well, third world problems"

by Gracie37 August 12, 2017

problemacity

The condition that makes others not want to ask the question, "how are you doing?" The sufferer consistently has drama, issues and multiple problems. They will always have a long, drawn out response of ailments and problems including physical, social, financial and personal. They do not take resonsibility; it is never their fault and they do not want resolution.

Kim: "Hey, have you talked to Carmen lately?"
Danell: "I haven't. I just can't deal with her problemacity!"

by shitdamnhellpussyonthewall October 19, 2013