Pittsburgh Picasso

While you are engaged in anal sex, you pull out, then she shits in your hand and you smack her ass and face, leaving a shit-covered, Picasso-like hand print on her face and ass.

Judy pissed me the fuck off, so I gave that skanky bitch a Pittsburgh Picasso!

by CrabPoon January 20, 2009

Picasso

An primal abstract image that appears in the ass area of garments that appears to be drawn with a crayola. Used for divination in some sub-cultures.

Wow, I had a Picasso yessterday that looked like an ape with a bowler hat drinking a beer.

by Waky October 5, 2006

picasso

sexiest man alive in the 20th century

I wish I was a Picasso.

by acso man March 6, 2009

picasso pants

Underwear that is too small for their owner, making them look as if they have 4 bum cheeks.

Dude, she's got some picasso pants on!

by x_Jasper February 5, 2008

Picasso'd the toilet

When your poop hits the toilet at a high velocity or has a consistancy that makes it sticks a pattern to the toulet bowl even after a flush, as if painting like the artist Picasso.

Hey man, I'd wait at least 10 minutes before using the bathroom, I just picasso'd the toilet.

by DocAshe October 6, 2011

bloody picasso

A sexual maneuver typically containing a male and a female, or two females, depending upon which way you swing. Unfortunately this act cannot be performed by two males. One of the women, must be on her period and using a tampon.After using the tampon for several hours, the other participant removes the tampon with either their hand or teeth, and then continuously smacks the bloody, dirty, soiled tampon upon the others chest.

Jesse: Yo man, word got around that yo gurls on hur period.

Steve: Hellz yah bro. We finna do that bloody picasso.

by CAGZZZ November 27, 2009

Penis Picasso

An adult male that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this male(co-workers, wife) may believe he is immature, however he is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common places are as follows:

- unattended jacket pocket
- under windshield wipers
- hidden deep in paperwork so it is found much later
- anywhere your imagination takes you

Employee 1: Any idea where this cock and balls drawing came from? It looks like a 5 year old drew it.
Employee 2: Yeah! It probably was Joe he is the office penis picasso, he is his own biggest fan!

by Suck it miller February 6, 2014