I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

by the putman August 22, 2009

Practice Hero

The athlete who always gives 110% during practice when it's not necessary, just to show up their teammates. Is usually the worst player on the team who never gets any playing time, only in practice. Generally unliked by their teammates for obvious reasons.

Olivia: "Hey Rudy, take it down a peg it's not even a game. No need to be a practice hero!"

Emily: "But practice is the only time I get to play!"

Chelsea: "Yeah, Helen Keller sees more playing time than you.."

by TheDirtyC August 31, 2011

predictive texting

A feature on many smart phones that often causes one to make unwitting hilarious, retarded, offensive, and/or douchebag-like statements when texting. Especially hard to catch when preoccupied with something else while speed texting.

Michelle broke up with me 'cause while I was watching the game the predictive texting on my phone called her Michaela instead.

by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

Proactiv Solution

Stupid shit that costs way too much. Doesn't do shit. I hate it.

Dude, did you try that Proactiv?
Yeah, it didn't do shit. I hate it.
Oh.

by Captain Chad February 3, 2005

target practice

When doing an Indian woman and it comes time to cum on her face, try to aim for the dot between her eyes.

I was workin on my target practice with Neelam and Hoosna.

by Oscar Jacobs May 20, 2008

Practice Internet

Where new users and people inexperienced with internet culture, usually teenagers, go to get all of the stupid out of their system before graduating to the rest of the internet. Deviantart, Gaia Online, and Livejournal are good examples of Practice Internets.

Are you sure you should be posting on this forum? Shouldn't you be using the Practice Internet?

by rootdown November 7, 2004

Russian Target Practice

Sexual transaction in which a male partner aims his penis into the belly button of male/female partner and ejaculates, trying to get the semen into the belly button area.

Last night I just performed Russian Target Practice on my girlfriend.

by Your Drunk Mom June 10, 2010