Purpletooth Posse

A group of people, usually women, who get drunk on red wine as a group. The Purpletooth Posse forms at nearly any social occasion where wine is served. Especially popular are "Girls dinners" and "Book Clubs". Can be recognised by glowing purple teeth fluttering eyes and slurred speech.

I got home last night and the purpletooth posse was in full effect. I think each of them drank two bottles and not one was making any sense. I just went out to the garage and ignored them.

by majoricehole March 7, 2011

squid possession

The act of a squid swimming up your rectum and taking full control of your consciousness. Oftentimes, the victim will randomly yell, 'Soy un pulpo!'

They had to shut down skinny dipping at Lettuce Beach because of all the squid possessions.

by ellobo11 September 17, 2014

rule of possession

If you own it, it sucks.

"Your dog is so cute!"
"Yeah. You don't live with it. Rule of possession."

by Jade J. January 7, 2009

possertunity

means a chance, a possible opportunity.

"Is there a possertunity to stay up until midnight?"

by Sean William Reeves August 23, 2006

posse

Your crew, gang, set, team or group of friends.

"Hey fool, you ain't nothing without your posse."

by Diego July 4, 2003

Waynesburg Posse

This group was founded through the friendship of five individuals who lived in the village of Waynesburg, Ohio. Since its inception in the summer of 1990, the group has grown to an undisclosed number. There are only two requirements to join this exclusive club:
1. One must have lived in Waynesburg, Ohio, or had a Waynesburg address at some point in time.
2. One must be admitted by one of the founding five members.

Alas, we have discovered initial rock and have seen the writings of the original members of the Waynesburg Posse.

by b-funkadelic March 3, 2004

Snaggle pussette

A fat, abrasive, ugly, bitchy woman.
A cunt with a capital K.
The only positive attribute us that the snaggle pussette has caused any man who has had the misfortune to wake up next to her in bed after too many drinks the night before to give up alcohol entirely.

that snaggle pussette sure is hard on the eyes

by Theodorlincolnreagan September 15, 2016