Poonis

When yo breath smells like hot poo.

Damn, shorty's breath straight smell like poonis.

Poonis by Anonymous May 15, 2003

The cross between a fat dick and a shit and a chunky and a poon. YUM

Dude, her poonis was so damn chuncky I couldn't even.............

"I was taking a shit last night and I have a massive poonis"

Poonis by Len_69 November 30, 2019

When you dip your penis into poop, now you must call it your poonis.

Dude i dipped my penis into poop last night, now I have a poonis.

Poonis by Caelan Mac January 6, 2020

When u pull out after anal, and you got shit on your dick, and you can’t see skin.

Dude, me and this girl had anal last night and I pulled out with a mega Poonis.

Person1 :hey man look at him he's got a poonis
Person2 :YOOOO

Poonis by sexibatka April 17, 2020

Kyle: you’re such a poonis

Chad: whats that?

Kyle: penis + pussy you’re a man pussy