poonanchee

A squalid vagina; or more specifically, a black hooker's stank-nasty vagina that does not get skull from the mens.

"We just straight out fuck. That's it. Two minutes and we're done. He ain't never ate... the poonanchee... right?"
"Please get your poonanchee away from my face. It smells like burnt hair and stale farts."

by Ol' Vodka Tits December 15, 2008

poonasaurous

something that hunts the poon. a poon predator. aka poonavore

"what the fuck is that beast?"
"man its a fuckin poonasaurous. look at him go!!"

by mark j September 15, 2003

poonan

Female vagina of a human...can also vary as poonanny, poon, or poontang

I licked her poonan!

by Your Mom's Box March 28, 2004

poonacide

Equivalent to cock-blocking yourself.

Poonacide is considered to be any words or actions that that are an immediate turn-off to the female of interest, thereby killing any chances of sexual contact.

Comes from the root words POON and SUICIDE.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally had that chick until I started talking about my ex."

Guy 2: "Yeah you definitely committed poonacide there bro. Might wanna steer clear of that subject next time."

by famousKid February 22, 2009

Poonophobia

The fear of having sexual intercourse, often for the first time.

Bob - "Did Tim and Jane have sex last night?"

Rob - "Nah, Tim got poonophobia and said he'd rather watch a movie instead."

by Bill_Withers September 27, 2009

poonphyxiated

overcome by noxious vaginal odors to the point of being asphyxiated...

Dude, that chick poonphyxiated me... I went out!

by aint lion October 1, 2009

poonacy

That special brand of crazy that can only be incited by a woman, particularly after a bad break-up.

A clear victim of poonacy, in a fit of rage, Officer Bieger fired several rounds from his service revolver into his ex's patrol car.

by PlayThatFunkyMusic November 15, 2011