Poontanny

Tanned poontang. Usually has a coconut taste to it. Most commonly found in the summer time. Blonds usually have a case of this all year round.

So i pulled Lauren's panties off and what greets my eyes but the best poontanny i've ever seen. Tasted like a Mounds Bar without the chocolate.

by Chuck Bucket February 15, 2005

poonancy

Someone who seems to be PMSing all the time. They are always complaining, and everything has to be perfect.

Josh was being such a poonancy today, he was always PMSing.

by nick4tuna May 2, 2006

Poonany fart

Flatulence emitted from a vagina

Ughhh, your room smells like fish, Erica!
I just had a poonany fart.

by UselessfromReedley November 18, 2010

Penny poo nanny

A large amount of pennies going to the bank

I have a bag of penny's poo nanny and I'm going to the bank to cash them in,then I'll know how much penny poo nanny has.

by anonymous October 31, 2021

poo nanny

a household domestic worker with specific duties. in very wealthy homes, children are often assigned nannies for certain tasks, such as dressing, going out, or school. the poo nanny is employed specifically to children being potty trained. her skills ease a child's entry to the world of toilet usage, and good poo nannies are worth every penny they earn.

mater: oh dear, i think we need to arrange for a poo nanny for junior, dear. how else will he become toilet trained?
pater: quite so, quite so, my dear. i'll call the agency first thing in the morning. and now, i must return to the factory and lay off a few dozen workers and transfer their duties to our southeast asian plant.
mater: you're such a capitalist swine!!
pater: that's why you married me, remember?
mater: of course!! i nearly forgot!!
junior: momma poopie panties yucky gooey
mater: oh for christ's sake the little bastard just shit his god-damned pants again!!
pater: oh, take another valium, bitch, and get his ass upstairs to his bathroom!! and change your clothes before you come back downstairs; i don't want you smelling like toddler poop.

by the one and only earpuller June 18, 2006

Poonanner

By A 7th Grade Boy in his Algebra Class

An insult, such as, meanie, meanie-pie, loser, and so forth.

"Give that back to me, you poonanner!!!!!"

"Alice is such a poonanner"

by Joan July 6, 2004

poonannies

so not the correct use of the word dood.

Punani = female vag.

I put my unit in her punani

by phllystyl January 23, 2003