polka

new dance craze that's sweeping the underground nation. so old school it's cool.

"roll out the terrarrel"

by bree January 11, 2004

poobagger

someone who everyone hates

that girl is such a poobagger

by FOOOOOOK December 23, 2009

pooanator

Cyborg potty user.

The pooanator announced to the toilet "I'll be back" (Just ate a bunch of prunes)

by KrizziKat August 23, 2019

pokaholic

Someone addicted to Texas Hold'em Poker. This person will drive long distances for a good poker game and will keep a spreadsheet of their overall wins and losses. This person will also watch the World Series of Poker on ESPN - even watching re-runs when they already know what is going to happen. They probably also have the special Tommy Bahama shirt with the playing cards on the back of it. They will send text messages to their other pokaholic friends such as "I'm all in !", "I call", "I raise", "I took you out last night", "I'm taking you out tonight", and "Loser!!!". They have their own special token they use to place on top of their chips during poker play and have a special set of sunglasses to wear while playing poker.

Dude 1: Hey, let's get JP to go out to eat with us!
Dude 2: No way man, it's Tuesday night, that pokaholic has a standing game every Tuesday.

by oibeachnc December 15, 2008

pokajoke

when you try to say poke fun and make a joke
but your mind is slow and you say poke a joke
then you meld it into pokajoke

"hey did you see joe?"
"no, who's joe? and don't say joe mama"
"pokaJOEke"
"ahHAHAHAHAhhahahahHAHAHA please marry me pokajoke god"

by placenta lasagna April 3, 2020

Grand Poobah

Is a title given to someone who holds an exalted position.
The name has come to be used as a mocking title for someone important or high-ranking and who exhibits an inflated self-regard.

"Fred Flintstone and his friend Barney Rubble were members of the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes Lodge No. 26. A high ranking elected position within this organization is Grand Poobah or Grand Imperial Poobah. Poobah is a title of respect and often is linked to might in a role."

by David Rowlands July 6, 2006

Pockadial Dundee

Someone who crank calls another person while using the pocket dial technique as a cover. Usually involves making up ridiculous conversations while the subject is either listening or while leaving a voicemail.

Person A calls person B.
When person B picks up the phone person A begins conversation with person C about poop.
Person B listens intently wondering wtf is going on.
This is a Pockadial Dundee.

by Cellphone69 May 12, 2013