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poodle faker

noun
U.K. ladies’ man: a man who seeks out the company of women, especially a genteel young man who flatters older women, often for selfish reasons ( dated informal disapproving ).

A guy who is a girl's 'friend'. A shoulder to cry on, a culinary expert to discuss baby aubergines and a buddy to go shopping with. He'll offer you cup of Ovaltine, a sponge finger, a viewing of Top Gun and cry when Goose dies.

Beware the poodle - those were merely crocodile tears. When you wake up in his bed alone and violated you will be the one crying.
Joe Leon is a poodle faker.
by cian January 23, 2004
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poodle smacked

The act of bitch slapping someone so hard that they yelp like a poodle.
"Stephanie wouldn't stop talking shit on me so I poodle smacked that ho!"
by LB2011 December 16, 2008
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vice-poodle

A subordinate lap-dog to the completely clueless commander-in-chief of the executive branch.
oh yes, we're safe!
the vice-poodle will be managing the Corona virus pandemic...
close one, eh?
by YAWA March 8, 2020
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Poodleying

Two hermaphrodite goats mating on your dinner table.
Whooo the goats are poodleying!;)
by savance July 24, 2009
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pooeek

The process of peeing, pooping, and/or puking. Usually this is done by animals on, under, or behind an object, thus ruining this object in the process. To be used as a noun or a verb, whichever is necessary.
Oh damn, i just found a nice big pile of pooeek behind the t.v. today. it's going to take forever to clean that up.
by Miss DJ Gutter Slut December 17, 2010
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poodae

the smell of high grade marijuana and marijuana smoke

poodae - verb

the act of smelling poodae(good)

Example:
Damn that bud smells straight poodae.

Pronounced: poo-day
my weed be straight poodae

damn that bud is poodae

my cologne is poodae for men by cannabi - lol
by Vandalen October 20, 2010
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poopeed

To Poop and pee at the same Time. This is usually the case if everything is working properly
I woke up after a night of heavy drinking and poopeed like a madman poop
by Cal patan February 21, 2015
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