Potlucktically Correct

Preparing a dish for a potluck where you're overly conscious about it being low-fat, gluten-free, hypo-allergenic, kosher, soy-free, low sodium, peanut-free, non-offensive to the majority of religious groups and not too spicy.

Sam: What are you bringing to the potluck tomorrow?

Ralph: Well, I don't know because Sally is a vegan, Jim is a diabetic, Lisa needs a kosher dish, Anne has ciliac disease, Bob's allergic to shellfish and Amy gets hives from chocolate.

Sam: Dude, you don't have to be so potlucktically correct!

by Bald Eagle 2 March 29, 2010

pokelumpkin

playing pokemon while receiving a oral sex while taking a shit ( commonly known as a blumpkin )

Scott: So last night i got a pokelumpkin while my Bulbasaur evoled into Ivysaur. Greatest sensation ever.

Quinn: Man dude, you are so lucky i want to get one of those.

by pokelumpkin<3 April 25, 2010

Churning Up Pollution

Having horrible coughing fits and spitting up a lot, thus contaminating whatever is in the way.

He was churning up a lot of pollution so I moved back a few yards.

by The Midwestrn Soldier February 14, 2005

Pollution

Pollution is the combination of gas molecules and harmful molecules of degraded plastic, fossil fuels, and evaporated dinosaur urin.

Wow! What great pollution we’re having today, Dave!

by Globnorp.on.instagram February 14, 2018

pollutaholic

An SUV-driving, non-recycling, non-composting, suburbanite who wastes natural resources to substantiate an unsustainable lifestyle; seemingly getting off on killing the planet.

Jimmy's dad works for the oil company, drives an SUV, and throws beer bottles out onto the highway; he's a pollutaholic.

by gogreen August 5, 2008

pollution nihilism

the belief that "pollution is all around us, there is nothing we can do about it"

-"global warming is a normal climate change"
-"Rita, i hate to break it to you, but u have a case of pollution nihilism"

by killerducky April 22, 2011

pokul

Belly button in Malayalam. A Language spoken in Southern India, Specifically Kerala. It is a hole in the middle of your stomach and people know it as the sexiest body part to have sex with.

That homeless man had a stinky Pokul.

by Alan’s Balls May 15, 2018