plaid pen

The best option out of a small group of not-so-good options.

At Clifford High School, which is in the boonies, Tom Jeroldford was the plaid pen of the school...even though he had a hunchback.

by Rachel Bernard 12 May 16, 2008

Plunderbum

Snorting cocaine off of a penis that is doing anal with somebody.

Me Johnny and Betty did a plunderbum last night

by Larryrump August 8, 2019

Ploid

A rotten willy.

Ouch! I think my ploid might be causing my testicular torsion.

by johntypebeat March 30, 2021

talking plaid

Phrase used to describe two people making small talk. Synonymous with ‘shooting the shit’.

Just a couple of ad guys, talking plaid.

by ditkastache August 14, 2011

gone plaid

Reached a state of babbling incoherence, rambling random, absurd gibberish. Origin: Spaceballs

By that point, he had long since gone plaid, and had no idea what he was trying to say.

by Barbarossa1553 June 8, 2011

Booty Plunderer

A 'booty plunderer' can be either be another way of saying a treasure searching pirate or in my case, someone who wishes to get some most plentiful ass. Butt of course the best part of the destination is the journey ass the saying explains and therefore just like a treasure thirsty pirate, an ass hungry booty plunderer is somewhat of an assventurist themselves.

Woah you seen the way Ian talks to girls!? He's such a booty plunderer

by Ian Schmitt March 30, 2020

plaid

1) The color of freedom
2) Can be worn any way and still be bad ass
3) The international flag of masculinity

Gonna wear my plaid shirt 'cause 'MURICA!

by Sheabob May 5, 2013