Me: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
My friends: STOP IT!
Me: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
My friends: STOP IT!
Me: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
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aka anti-vaxxers.
Act of endangering your kids and neighbours 101.
People who are mentally retarded and belive that they know more than experienced doctors and medical researchers.
Act of endangering your kids and neighbours 101.
People who are mentally retarded and belive that they know more than experienced doctors and medical researchers.
Guy: I don't understand how brains of pro-plague people work,
.... oh! I forgot they don't have brains.
Anti-vaxxers: *exist*
Black plague: It's rewind time.
.... oh! I forgot they don't have brains.
Anti-vaxxers: *exist*
Black plague: It's rewind time.
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Get the plugged in mug.A state of constipation. The pucker hole cannot pass any feces due to the bowels being bound via a Binder Knot.
Roger was so constipated he had to visit the emergency room. When the nurse asked about the reason for the visit, he told her he was Pucker Plugged.
by Eaton Holgoode April 16, 2015
Get the Pucker Plugged mug.a linguistic disease that is causing the downfall of society, especially those who use it as a primary language. This disease undermines and devalues important concepts like parenthood by calling the mother of your child, a person with whom the sacred bond of parenthood should be implied a 'baby-momma'
if the ebonic plague continues to spread, our underprivledged have little hope of learning the value of parenthood, sexuality, and hope.
by tbarbos June 19, 2010
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Hippie kids with head colds, exclusively at Simon's Rock!!
"Omg, Hippie Death Plague!!"
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Hippie kids with head colds, exclusively at Simon's Rock!!
"Omg, Hippie Death Plague!!"
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