Philidelphia Pinecone 

When a couple is engaging in intercourse, paricualarry doggy style, and the rear partner takes a pinecone and shoves it in the anus or vagina, and then drop kicks it. May and probably will cause Anal or Vaginal bleeding.

Jane: "John, not so rough."
John: "I'll show you rough."
*inserts pinecone*
Jane: "Owwwwh, what was that?"
John: "You'll see."
*drop kicks pinecone*
Jane: "OWWWWHHHH!!!, YOU MOTHERFUCKER, It's over!!!"
John: Finally that bitch left, but SHIT, I have blue balls now!!!

Jim: "Dude did you listen to me and give your girlfriend the Philidelphia Pinecone?"
John: "Yah bro thanks alot, it actually worked, but I have blood on my sheets now."

Philidelphia Pinecone by Tom Progression October 3, 2008

Pennsylvania Pinecone 

The Pennsylvania Pincone is a risque sexual maneuver. It involves a man, woman and a pinecone from Pennsylvania. This takes place before the man or woman finishes, normally the male initiates this super sensual trick. As you are "getting it on" ...slip out and take the haggard pinecone shove it up either the anus or the 'gina' then dropkick the region of entry. Then the male re-enters and finishes up.

I gave my chick the pp(Pennsylvania pinecone) last night.

Pennsylvania Pinecone by Jack Me Hoffman May 14, 2007

sit on a pinecone 

A very popular insult among people, because it hurts like a muddafukka

Dammit Gerald go sit on a pinecone!

sit on a pinecone by Holytotte May 22, 2016

Argentinian pinecone 

A sexual night in heaven that involved 9 midgets covered in thousand island dressing.

My wife was not pleased when she came home early from work and realized i was enjoying an argentinian pinecone.

Argentinian pinecone by blackmidgetwasbiggerdownthere December 14, 2010

Alaskan Pinecone 

When you shit in a condom and freeze it then use it as a dildo.

My girl came over last night and i gave her my fresh alaskan pinecone from last night!

Alaskan Pinecone by Hurcules123 September 3, 2014

saucy pinecone 

when you glue some thumbtacks (or any small sharp objects) to a dildo then fuck yourself with it

"Tonight I'm gonna give myself the saucy pinecone"

saucy pinecone by bruhbruhrbuh April 13, 2021

Merrifield peanut butter pinecone

The act of ejaculating on a persons face, and before they have the opportunity to clean up, throw a handful of birdseed at their face. The ejaculate will cause the bird seed to stick, much like a pine cone bird feeder.

Last night I hooked up with this girl from the bar- when she was distracted, I gave her a Merrifield peanut butter pinecone.

Merrifield peanut butter pinecone by Jack446 May 7, 2020