wannabe pikey

A Wannabe Pikey is a middle-class inverted snob 11 to 16 year old, who's keen to be seen and heard as working class chav, and/or pikey.

Wannabe Pikeys try their hardest to look hard and get the gear and bling just right. Usually more obnoxious and violent than the real thing. Dead giveaway is being spotted driving their own small hatchback mummy's just bought, usually full of similarly styled mates. Real Pikeys' walk or ride buses to smoke in. My daughters schools' full of em, and famous for it!.

by Shederector May 22, 2006

pikey pat

this person is a mix of pikey, chav and townie, so we called him pikey pat, as his name is pat. he lives in hereford and goes to st marys school, yr 11, he seems to be obsessed wit my mate charlie. we saw him at rowing, and he had a burberry cap on, tilted upwards, a cheap looking tracksuit, and other pikeyfied clothing :P

charlie is being stalked, turns around, sees pikey pat.

by georgiadasplodge January 29, 2005

pikey rush

A group of 3 or more criminal offenders. Usually used to describe a group of enemies attacking your base on the Minecraft Hypixel game, Bedwars

"GUYS WATCH OUT WERE BEING PIKEY RUSHED. WHAT PIKEYS" - Kacper aka Bladeknife

by segsmaster December 28, 2020

Urban Pikey

A once time traveller with no fixed abode, but can be seen living in rented (normally council owned/run) property. They have usually lived in or currently own a house with wheels predominantly on farmland/ Private land. They may appear civilised but , like foxes they are wild and cannot be tamed and should be shot. There political views are generally conservative and resist progress at every turn , due to them aspiring to live like a victorian peasant.

that James B is such an "urban Pikey"

by jessica cheung October 18, 2010

poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

When her ass is so tight you can barely poke your pinkey in it.

I was gonna fuck her up the ass but she was so tight all I could do was poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

by Jimmythejerk May 27, 2020

pinkeye fountain

It's a metaphore wich means the syringe,within heroin mixed with blood.The color of the blood is changing pink when it's mixed with the dope.-pink.Eye is the top of the needle,fountain - i think it"s preety obviously.

"...clipside of the pinkeye fountain..." - The Mars Volta - Inertiatic ESP

by Epikyros September 28, 2008

pikey kiss

A pikey kiss is when you light your cigarette on someone else's whilst both holding the cigarettes in your mouths.

Me and George did a pikey kiss the other day.

Aww, my lighter just broke, mind doing a pikey kiss?

by mollymollymolly27 December 16, 2008