An individual who dosen't answer their phone unless they recognize the incoming number on the caller ID.
by PineappleJuice March 13, 2015
Bill must be talking to his pussybitch girlfriend again,everyones laughing at his cell phoner boner.
by edju June 25, 2007
Guy: just threw my new iPhone away.
Friend: why?
Guy: it fell into the toilet, couldn't get that shit off my mind, had to let it go.
Friend: that was some phoneral, sorry bruv.
Friend: why?
Guy: it fell into the toilet, couldn't get that shit off my mind, had to let it go.
Friend: that was some phoneral, sorry bruv.
by K Supreme September 6, 2020
Person 1: dude when i was sitting in class, haley texted me and i got the biggest "phoner"
Person 2: Dude haley's is so hot
Person 2: Dude haley's is so hot
by reallyloudspeakers October 29, 2011
A person who is so absorbed in their phone that they fail to complete tasks they started and or cause other people delays.
by bronamath December 18, 2018
"Does that guy have a boner or a phoner? I can't tell and it's starting to creep me out."
"Oh sorry, it's just my Note 3. Not a boner, just a phoner."
"Oh sorry, it's just my Note 3. Not a boner, just a phoner."
by gboi92 July 13, 2014
when your phone sticks out of your trousers and it looks like you have a major hard on, and no one can really tell the difference.
by Notorious IBG February 1, 2016