an erection that is caused from the various vibration patterns of a cell phone alert in ones pocket, this can also occur with women, it is simply called a lady phoner.
Friend 1 :Dude let's go we have been sitting here for hours.
Friend 2: I can't get up yet, my girlfriend keeps texting me and it gave me a raging phoner. Just go without me.
Friend 1: Just tuck it in, we are going to miss the movie, turn your phone on silent!
Friend 2: I can't get up yet, my girlfriend keeps texting me and it gave me a raging phoner. Just go without me.
Friend 1: Just tuck it in, we are going to miss the movie, turn your phone on silent!
by Silhouette951 November 14, 2013
hillbilies that beat gays with baseball bats because they fight for freedom and anal sex and this usually results in WORLD WAR 10 so if your not a rascist your a faggots
"long sheets and pointy hat beating phoners down with baseball bats" also connor is a gay faggot homo queer
by juliousisgangsta September 18, 2016
Pronounced (Phone-er)
When the phone in your pocket gives the illusion to others that you have a boner
When the phone in your pocket gives the illusion to others that you have a boner
by ajdiffee September 11, 2011
When your in-pocket phone slips into the valley between your legs so it represents an oddly shaped cock bulge.
Ghislaine: Wow, your cock is so square and flat! What is your secret?
You: Not my cock, just a phoner.
You: Not my cock, just a phoner.
by Triggered To Death February 21, 2021
when a person calls another t tell them an interesting story of the day but instead of just telling them they act it out despite the fact the peron on the other end of the conversation cant see them
Jim: I saw Mike talking to to a friend on the phone but he was acting out the scene over the phone!
Bob: Wow i never would have pictured Mike to be a hand phoner.
Bob: Wow i never would have pictured Mike to be a hand phoner.
by chunkyturk August 25, 2009