Mark's cell is so cool, it seems useful in all the right ways, plus it makes awesome alert sounds, I definitely got a phoner for it.
by TeresaAA June 13, 2009
Appearance of having a sizeable boner due to having your large PDA or smartphone in your front pocket.
Rach: Dude, youre rockin a sick boner right now you creep.
Tad: No actually thats my phone. im rockin a total phoner right now.
Tad: No actually thats my phone. im rockin a total phoner right now.
by Quantumface August 24, 2009
A phoner is a someone who has entered a store of some type while on their cellular device and who then attempts to perform some form of business transaction with a clerk. They use rudimentary forms of gestures and facial expressions to try and inform the clerk of the item they would like to purchase. They rarely use words and if they do it is in low tones, so that they are not rude to the person on the other end of their conversation, but also so they will be nearly inaudible to the clerk.
Clerk: One day I am going to shove a cell phone down a phoner's throat.
Clerk: I just had to help ANOTHER phoner. Why can't they just ask the person they are on the phone with to "Hold on a moment."?
Clerk: I hate phoners; they are so rude!
Clerk: I just hung up that phoner's phone while they were in mid sentence! (This is usually fallowed by a high-five from another clerk.)
Clerk: I just had to help ANOTHER phoner. Why can't they just ask the person they are on the phone with to "Hold on a moment."?
Clerk: I hate phoners; they are so rude!
Clerk: I just hung up that phoner's phone while they were in mid sentence! (This is usually fallowed by a high-five from another clerk.)
by Harleq August 17, 2010
That awkward bump that occurs when your phone moves over in your pocket close to your crotch. This happens most frequently with girls in tighter pants and large pockets.
"I hate these pants! Every time I sit down my phone moves too close to my crotch! it looks like a boner!" "No man, that's a phoner!"
by Franz Kiplar Wednesday October 25, 2009
Man 1: Hey sweetie, can you drop them digits?
Woman 1: Sure.
Woman 2: Oh my god, I think that man sent you a pic of his genitalia to you.
Man 2: Nice Phoner Boner my friend!
Woman 1: Sure.
Woman 2: Oh my god, I think that man sent you a pic of his genitalia to you.
Man 2: Nice Phoner Boner my friend!
by I got you back July 12, 2009
(n) Refers to the act of phone sex. Also relating to the sexual arousal (generally an erection) caused by phone sex.
"Hey babe, I'm gonna call you later for a phoner boner."
"We talked late last night and I got such a phoner boner!"
"We talked late last night and I got such a phoner boner!"
by jamablama August 9, 2015
When the fabric of ones pants bunches up in the crotch area creating the illusion of a massive phony boner.
by Brian Cullinan August 29, 2005