planning a premie

Marrying a person because of an unplanned pregnancy that the couple chooses to keep clandestine -- a miracle (yet unusually big) premature birth to be celebrated seven months later.

Wedding guest #1: "Can you believe that Gina is marrying that loser? They have nothing in common!"

Wedding guest #2: "Shhh ... word is that they're planning a premie right away!"

by phishtails September 11, 2009

Panning Heads in

Assaulting ones enemy with a pan of some vartiety

"Dan, Wez called you a snake"
"Arrrr I'm gonna start panning heads in"

by Yes connnnnnnn February 14, 2012

Panning for turds

The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.

"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."

Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".

by Lady Beefcake January 19, 2013

Phanting

Not making sense

You stupid

You not making any phanting

by Pramos June 2, 2018

Panning for gold

When someone who is delivering a Cleveland steamer is also receiving a golden shower and residual urine falls on the recipient of said Cleveland steamer

Shortly after dinner last night your dad mom and I were panning for gold

by Froggystyle July 3, 2019

planning

planning in terms of management is, setting out everything that needs to be done to reach a certain goal.

example: My friends and I are planning to go to the movies.

by mistress3 March 5, 2022

planning

In Japanese adult video (JAV), Planning (as a tag or category) is a common translation of the word "kikaku" (企画). This refers to videos that feature a plan, game, or prank that results in the sex scene taking place. This does not necessarily mean that the scenario depicted in a Planning video involves rape, drugging, deception, mind control, or the like. A better translation might be "situation" (cf. situation comedy), because the video features some thin plot or story that leads to the sex, rather than the more typical sort of setup for a video.

SNIS-789 is a Planning video in which the story involves the director supposedly interviewing fans of the actress in adult video stores so she can learn what fans really think about her.

by theelite1 January 13, 2023