A pathetic attempt to elaborate on a faux pas by fabricating even more untruths rather than admitting to your blunder.
(Re: Palin's account that Paul Revere was ringing bells to warn the British, and the efforts following to validate her erroneous account of events).
(Re: Palin's account that Paul Revere was ringing bells to warn the British, and the efforts following to validate her erroneous account of events).
My teenager wouldn't get up this morning, insisting that there was no school, and when I referenced the school calendar, he pulled A Sarah Palin by explaining that in 2012 it'll be a Saturday, and technically there is no school, uh, in the future, on this day, and that the school bells didn't ring yesterday so he knew they were going on and jumping ahead to the 2012 calendar...ah, since there were not that many seniors this year anyway. In fact, he didn't need to go to school at all. Anymore. Because of no bells.
by easilyamusedinVT November 30, 2011
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"Man, I put so little effort into that English paper that I deserved to fail, but since I used the Palin Principle in the class, I got a C-!"
by shilolo January 16, 2009
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So many dynamos.
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
No sir, away! A papaya war is on.
Nate bit a Tibetan.
...Boob.
So many dynamos.
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
No sir, away! A papaya war is on.
Nate bit a Tibetan.
...Boob.
by Zidane is a fucktard September 10, 2006
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She lied about being against the Bridge to Nowhere She has lied about her firing of the town librarian and police chief of Wasilla, Alaska. She has lied about pressure on Alaska's public safety commissioner to fire her ex-brother-in-law. She has lied about her previous statements on climate change. She has lied about Alaska's contribution to America's oil and gas production.
She has lied about when she asked her daughters for their permission for her to run for vice-president. She has lied about the actual progress in constructing a natural gas pipeline from Alaska. She has lied about Obama's position on habeas corpus. She has lied about her alleged tolerance of homosexuality.
She has lied about the use or non-use of a TelePrompter at the St Paul convention. She has lied about her alleged pay-cut as mayor of Wasilla. She has lied about what Alaska's state scientists concluded about the health of the polar bear population in Alaska.
She lied about being against the Bridge to Nowhere She has lied about her firing of the town librarian and police chief of Wasilla, Alaska. She has lied about pressure on Alaska's public safety commissioner to fire her ex-brother-in-law. She has lied about her previous statements on climate change. She has lied about Alaska's contribution to America's oil and gas production.
She has lied about when she asked her daughters for their permission for her to run for vice-president. She has lied about the actual progress in constructing a natural gas pipeline from Alaska. She has lied about Obama's position on habeas corpus. She has lied about her alleged tolerance of homosexuality.
She has lied about the use or non-use of a TelePrompter at the St Paul convention. She has lied about her alleged pay-cut as mayor of Wasilla. She has lied about what Alaska's state scientists concluded about the health of the polar bear population in Alaska.
Palinocchio is now claiming that, since Alaska is so close to Russia, that has foreign policy experience.
by Pointer of the Obvious January 13, 2009
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"I know I'm a little palin, but I really want this job."
"Ma'am unfortunately we are looking for an applicant who is less palin."
"Have you seen that cashier at the gas station? The one with missing teeth and the trucker hat? Hes SO palin!"
"Ma'am unfortunately we are looking for an applicant who is less palin."
"Have you seen that cashier at the gas station? The one with missing teeth and the trucker hat? Hes SO palin!"
by The Pirate Queen October 28, 2008
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A few minutes into the interview I realized the applicant was pullin' a Palin, and didn't have any relevant experience whatsoever.
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