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Petite balls

balls so small ants could lift them
my petite balls have depleted of all their liquids.
by retard-guy December 24, 2022
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Petite Phobia

Fear or hatred of petite bodies.
I don’t like petite bodies. I have petite phobia.
by Roxanne Lemøns January 2, 2023
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Mon petite fleur

An inaccurate way to write in French "my little flower". The correct expression is "ma petite fleur".
In French it can be used as a term of endearment, like "honey".
It can simply be your little flower, the one you need to water.
I love when you dance mon petite fleur.

Mon petite fleur is dead because I forgot to water it...
by Ted Losi September 27, 2014
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La Petite Morte

Euphemism for sexual orgasm.

(French: literal translation - little death.)
La petite morte.....
by Katka February 7, 2007
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la petite mort

The little death is translation from the French "la petite mort", a popular reference for a sexual orgasm. The term has been broadly expanded to include specific instances of blacking out after orgasm and other supposed spiritual releases that come with orgasm.

Speculations to its origin include current connotations of the phrase, including:

* Greco-Roman belief that the oversecretion of bodily fluids would "dry out" one of the believed four humours, leading to death
* Islam's reference to sleep
* Buddhist Sogyal Rinpoche's The Tibetan Book of Living and Dying's quote: “Life is nothing but a continuing dance of birth and death, a dance of change.” (Existence through many changes, "births and deaths")
Man, la petite mort for me last night with Mandy was so big I thought I actually might die!
by Raylin July 14, 2006
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mon petite merde

A French phrase meaning, "my little shit", in English. Often used by Ryan Gosling as a term of endearment.
1. "I start jostling whenever I think about mon petite merde, especially when I'm in English class."

2. "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate; Rough winds do not shake the darling buds of mon petite merde."
by pdxrambofirstbloodparttwo September 2, 2013
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I lost my crap-petite!

When one needs to take a crap extremely bad, however the person who was previously in the bathroom left a horrific smell so bad that said person losses their appetite to take a crap.
Brad- Hey Tom, I thought you were going to use the bathroom?

Tom- No, I was going to but the smell left in there was so bad I lost my crap-petite!
by devin1994 December 18, 2013
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