Permafloatin'

The feeling of drifting on your "Kloud" for all of your exsistance.

If you're lookin' in the sky, might see me Permafloatin' by on my "Kloud".

by Lando Kloud December 3, 2021

Permabanoperschnoodledee

A person who is both dumb and smart but in a dumb way causing them to be more dumb than smart which makes them smart because they’re smart when they’re dumb and that means that they have higher intelligence than expected for them making them smart but still dumb which means they are actually dumb but smart.

Hey look! That raven is a permabanoperschnoodledee because it just rammed its face into that window yet ravens are highly intelligent birds

by RaeTheFox December 19, 2022

Permarandom

Adjective applied to someone who tries to act tough and mysterious, but is simply a ridiculous scoundrel.

Don't you dare talk to me, you are only a stupid permarandom.

by zKor May 5, 2024

permatran

A human with a consistently churning desire to find their ideal identity, resisting all attempts to be defined as man or woman and a fluid mind faster than a speeding pronoun. Permanently transitioning. A resistance to being catagorized.

My Mom is a permatran and my dad is a man.

by Agliofara March 3, 2024

Permacorn

When someone does something so corny that they are permanently corny, or on the cob.

Bro, that's entering permacorn territory, you might wanna calm down.

by Jeremiah Whittaker Kingsley December 12, 2024

permalliance

A permanent, unbreakable alliance between two (or more) colluding players in multiplayer games, especially diplomacy board games, where they always team up no matter the circumstances. Widely considered a lame and shameful strategy, it preempts all meaningful negotiation and dynamic gameplay—pure pussy tactics. No gamer would ever laud this bullshit. The philosopher John Rawls coined the idea of a "veil of ignorance" (pre-random draw) as a way of constructing a just framework—one in which nobody knows what their own circumstance will be from the start. Many people register this in their innate sense of justice. Permalliance shits on this principle. As a general rule-of-thumb: when chumboys flock, game theory sucks cock.

Twilight Imperium IV is a fun and exciting game of epic galactic conquest, but Brandon and Shane have a chummy permalliance—they're permanently in collusion like Russia and North Korea so don't expect any real diplomacy to happen and prepare countermeasures to contain them!

by j_yancey January 1, 2026