Perfume on a pig's ass

An attempt to mask a foul smell instead of actually dealing with the source of it, usually making it worse in the process. Most often referring to someone who tries using extra deodorant instead of actually showering on a regular basis.

Guy 1: Dude, you really need to shower before going out today.
Guy 2: Nah, we're in a hurry, I'll just put on some more deodorant.
Guy 1: You haven't showered in days. That'd just be perfume on a pig's ass. Get in the damn shower!

by Vinderex January 7, 2018

sir peepee's sexy perfume

every hoe that uses the dog filter on snapchat most likely owns this perfume.

oh my god laura that hoe Karli own's sir peepee's sexy perfume. :O
Laura: ewwww what a hoeee

by zvahl January 31, 2017

Kitty perfume

When a female sprays too much perfume

Damn girl you sprayed too much of that kitty perfume

by December 20, 2021

perfumed secrets

Introducing a sophisticated luxurious fruity(juicy, out there) floral(smelly, out there, in the garden) secret (named first after a woman whom, has the name that shines as thou illuminating powder for the nose, hidden by the name and joy of the wort secret changed with a vowel i over u and never after e) reflects the mysterious and emotional side of no ones lady that is silent, you may disappear or die if you leak these warnings and promoted “perfumed secret” it’s to die for.

“Did Aurore tell you her perfumed secret?” “IF I TOLD YOU MY THE ONE AND ONLY AUTHENTIC LEGIT TRUE VERSION OF OUR MAJESTIC DOPE FUMED PERFUMED SECRETS- YOU WOULDN’T BE HERE TO APPAUL ME, DISREGARDING THE GRIMACED AND OH SO PIERCING LOOK IN MY EYES SHOWING THE NEED FOR DISCRETION OF DEFENSE RULING OUT PROCESS OF THE ROYAL SPEECH AND THOU, THAT PROTECTION AND APPRECIATION OF OUR FATHER, AND OUR KINGS, AS WELL AS THE UNITED NATIONS, KINGDOM, AND CAMBRIDGE AS WELL AS ONTARIO AND NEWLY FOUNDED AMERICAS HAS NOT BEEN UPHELD; SHALL BE DUMBFOUNDINGLY PRESUMPTIOUSLY OBVIOUS ON WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT IF THE CONTINUITIES OF YOUR TONGUE PIERCES ME AS A SWORD, ILL CAPITALIZE FIRST.”

by Lilbabygrem December 16, 2021

ass perfume

literally farts
but more gentle

Oh Shit Man!
Elena Sprayed Her Ass Perfume At Us Again!

by Berius April 18, 2016

povo perfume

using lynx body spray you got from your grandmother on christmas as a cologne

fuck moi are you wearing povo perfume champ?

by blackpussycat September 14, 2023

Floral Perfume

The act of spraying cologne in a girls pussy. Then proceeding to jump on her stomach until she burps up her bodily fluids, sqeezing them and rubbing them against your balls, penis, ass, etc. Substituting it for "perfume".

Hey Rahmõnd, have you seen my cologne?
Rahmõnd: ìm śťĺļļ měxĺcāň
Kiy: Oh, Yeah. ķijfloral perfumeěėęıžāăijijĺļļħģĺķijğġķķġĺőijăăęij ķęėěėėėňőijķŕŕijıbęąňëŕķğıăăěiııęęęăāžšžėěiııňňňňňňňňňňňňňňőőijııńįįįēěžšššabusivehispanicparentingķķęėėāāęğğġąąąġćąăăă
Rahmőnd: Stop you ŕąċişť peeeeeyice of sheeeyit.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 31, 2022