Perfume on a pig's ass

An attempt to mask a foul smell instead of actually dealing with the source of it, usually making it worse in the process. Most often referring to someone who tries using extra deodorant instead of actually showering on a regular basis.

Guy 1: Dude, you really need to shower before going out today.
Guy 2: Nah, we're in a hurry, I'll just put on some more deodorant.
Guy 1: You haven't showered in days. That'd just be perfume on a pig's ass. Get in the damn shower!

by Vinderex January 7, 2018

sir peepee's sexy perfume

every hoe that uses the dog filter on snapchat most likely owns this perfume.

oh my god laura that hoe Karli own's sir peepee's sexy perfume. :O
Laura: ewwww what a hoeee

by zvahl January 30, 2017

perfumed greyhound

An elderly yet fashionable gentleman with a penchant for excessive cologne use.

The old man down the road is a bit of a perfumed greyhound. He needs to cut down on his use of Brut.

by Diggedy Dogg March 9, 2017

Perfume made in Spain

An euphemism for cocane.

Is it Perfume made in Spain? It's Sherbert!

by xdr5t3evq3q April 14, 2025

povo perfume

using lynx body spray you got from your grandmother on christmas as a cologne

fuck moi are you wearing povo perfume champ?

by blackpussycat September 13, 2023

Perfume For Perfume

Comparing perfumes to a person highlights individuality, emotion, and depth. It connects their unique traits or the feelings they evoke, much like the layers and impressions of a fragrance.

Example: Lets go perfume for perfume you stinky twat

by iminsane7979787 January 5, 2025

Perfume

A type of scent normally used to get rid of a stench or a horrid odor.

You smell horrible please use deodorant and perfume.

by GRRRRRRREEERR January 16, 2024