Peetza

The correct spelling of pizza

Isaac: Do you want a pizza?
Zack: Did you just misspell peetza?

Isaac: Sorry, autocorrected haha

Zack: We’re talking right now, what the hell?

Isaac: *wipes forehead*

Zack: Don’t wipe my forehead again.

by WoIfie August 15, 2019

Pentagon

1. Where Bush's monkeys sit and try to pronounce the names of the countrys they are bombing

2. A five sided shape with five corners

3. What wannabe Satanists draw on their walls, genitals and on the ground in white chalk

1. There's a mass without roofs. Let's bomb 'em!

2. This shape has five sides. Lets go for a walk and discuss the matter further

3. Nah, only joking. I'm not another member of the greedy society. Brothers

by The G November 21, 2003

pentaphonic

the use of 5 sound sources in surround sound applications, e.g. 5.1

That music is so pentaphonic

by Garry Ladd June 29, 2005

Pentagon

The Pentagon is the headquarters of the United States Department of Defense, located in Arlington County, Virginia, across the Potomac River from Washington, D.C. As a symbol of the U.S. military, The Pentagon is often used metonymically to refer to the U.S. Department of Defense

I work at the Pentagon

by Game mode 0 November 28, 2016

pentapeptides

Fake chemical compunds that can apparently reduce wrinkles in the skin and make it look smoother, younger and healthier (i.e. a load of bullshit, or a quick substitution for some hydrochloric acid to burn those wrinkles off).

New Oil of Spewlay! With pentapeptides, it almost sounds like we made it in a lab, instead of mixing some mayonnaise up with other crap we could find.

by Spoofnet April 3, 2006

iambic pentameter

A conspiracy theory that gives English teachers a job.

Principal: You're fired.

Teacher: What for?

Principal: You don't teach anything.

Teacher: Yes I do. I'm currently teaching... I...am...err... Iambic pentameter.

Principal: Iambic what?

Teacher: It's a complex literary device. It's really important.

Principal: Oh, well then you'd better keep your job.

by Failliam Suckspeare April 22, 2010

pentagling

A scenario where there are 5 men and 1 women. There is 1 penis in each of her 3 holes, and 1 in each of her hands. Can be used in a sentence as 'She was pentagled.' or 'They were pentagling her'

Well the definition is pretty clear, not much mor to add, except every1 shud hav a pentagling session at some point in thier life.

by Elliott56456 May 1, 2007