penile activity

Any activity involving your wife and your penis or another extremely rare sexual encounter involving your penis.

Husband - "Babe, what are the chances of us engaging in some penile activity tonight?"
Wife - "I'm watching Desperate House Wives. Put your penis away."

by Arnold Brownshviger November 24, 2018

Pencilgasm

The quite queer noise you make when you drop your pencil.

Sandy dropped her pencil and had a pencilgasm that sounded like,"aaaHHooAH'

by Flinkidink August 25, 2010

Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil

The greatest pencil to grace god's green Earth. No scantron or graph paper stands a chance if you use one of these bad boys.

A black version of the Ticonderoga is the rarest pencil known to man. It is the only pencil greater than the regulation color type. Removing one of these from the roof of a library is the equivalent of Arthur removing the sword in the stone. And, as you may already know, the Ticonderoga is mightier than the sword.

Jimmy Jam - Hey bros, do you have a writing utensil for this scantron test?

Johnny Ticonderoga - I got a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, but no, you can't borrow it.

Jimmy Jam - Oh, you dick!

by Stephan, The Humble Black Guy April 1, 2011

lead in pencil

it is said of people of little strength, character or resolve. also said about men who can't get an erection during sex.

I slept with Roger last night. He couldn't get it up. he's got no lead in pencil (or no lead in his pencil).

by Yoova September 17, 2006

pencilled in

Tentatively scheduled or tentatively planned. Sometimes used to give the appearance of wanting to meet when no such desire exists.

Ok John, I've got you pencilled in for two o'clock on Thursday unless something comes up.

by Way Cool Rich May 21, 2007

pentiofotal

Similar to dispensable, but colloquial.
The opposite is "pentiofatal".

Using a condom is totally pentiofotal.

by Mister G. to the T. to the E. March 2, 2009

pencil parer

Usually shortened to just "parer" In Ireland this is the name given to a pencil sharpener

Can I borrow your pencil parer?
I need a parer

by wild rover December 12, 2014