state with crappy roads and a town called Intercourse; the only good things about it are the sports teams of Pittsburgh; only state where people call their state by its abreviation (people commonly say "we are visiting from PA", not "we are visiting from Pennsylvania")
by ---Lo!s!er--- October 15, 2003
A state which is full of drugs and alcohol and is disguised as nice by it's forests and mountains. To most people who have moved from out of state it is a horrible place. The people are ignorant and lame. The small towns of this state are infested with drunkers and druggies.
Pennsylvania is a horrible state. Visit or move at your own risk of being tortured by the bordome od nowhere to go and the ignorance and rudeness of the people.
by Billybobpatrioticpride August 15, 2006
The state that is the epicenter for much noteworthy United States history and home to many of the nation's great pizza shops.
It is also one of the few states where you can't buy alcohol in grocery stores (or buy alcohol on Sundays, period). The roads are arguably the worst on the planet, the speed limits are low, and the weather is famous for its ability to go from kick-ass to suck-ass in 5 minutes flat, and stay that way for decades on end. The education system is poor, most citizens are missing teeth, the major cities are shot to hell and crime-ridden, and daily drug murders happen in every town between Philadelphia and New York.
It is also one of the few states where you can't buy alcohol in grocery stores (or buy alcohol on Sundays, period). The roads are arguably the worst on the planet, the speed limits are low, and the weather is famous for its ability to go from kick-ass to suck-ass in 5 minutes flat, and stay that way for decades on end. The education system is poor, most citizens are missing teeth, the major cities are shot to hell and crime-ridden, and daily drug murders happen in every town between Philadelphia and New York.
by Matrexius April 26, 2005
by Pennsylvania hater March 22, 2005
A state in the Northeast that is an abosolute waste of land. Pennsylvania all it has is coal corn and cities nothing else. Let me give you some advice if you want to be a big state of shit go be greedy somewhere else.
Loser 1: You want to go to an cornfield
Prince Sade: Hell NO!!! y would i want to do that
Loser 1: You want to be Fat
Prince Sade: No shut up! Pennsylvania
Loser 1: You want some COAL
Prince Sade: >:( What the Hell is worng with you
Prince Sade: Hell NO!!! y would i want to do that
Loser 1: You want to be Fat
Prince Sade: No shut up! Pennsylvania
Loser 1: You want some COAL
Prince Sade: >:( What the Hell is worng with you
by Prince Sade June 18, 2009
Pennsylvania is home to the best college in the country, Penn State.
Pennsylvania is better than some states -- as previously stated, Kentucky, Alabama, Alaska, West Virginia, and Iowa. That is where the list ends.
Pennsylvania consists of the fattest people in the US - Pittsburgh, and the most obnoxious people in the US - Philadelphia. Both football teams are wildly overrated, and both cities have trouble winning national championships.
The entire state smells of cow manure. Can you say "country"? Beer must be purchased in 192 ounce increments, and liquor in a separate store. There are no beaches. There are no casinos. There are no good baseball teams.
The Flyers. The Sixers. The Eagles. The Steelers. Smarty Jones. Obviously, the state has a problem with choking in the big game.
And everyone has the clap.
Pennsylvania is better than some states -- as previously stated, Kentucky, Alabama, Alaska, West Virginia, and Iowa. That is where the list ends.
Pennsylvania consists of the fattest people in the US - Pittsburgh, and the most obnoxious people in the US - Philadelphia. Both football teams are wildly overrated, and both cities have trouble winning national championships.
The entire state smells of cow manure. Can you say "country"? Beer must be purchased in 192 ounce increments, and liquor in a separate store. There are no beaches. There are no casinos. There are no good baseball teams.
The Flyers. The Sixers. The Eagles. The Steelers. Smarty Jones. Obviously, the state has a problem with choking in the big game.
And everyone has the clap.
by Matt April 12, 2005
by djhouse October 25, 2009