Demon Pension

Another word for Semen Retention; Males retaining their semen during sexual intercourse. Just like a pension, you're saving it all up for a greater and more meaningful investment.

Man: " Yo Jemit, I made her cum twice and still made sure my shit was on demon pension"

Jemit: " Whhhhat, no way! How do you make a girl cum?"

by bramptonshordy June 1, 2020

old age pensioner

miserable tight old cunt who cant afford to buy a round of beer

person 1: oi its your round
person 2: i cant afford this im a old age pensioner

by vWarspite August 12, 2022

penisnt

When a penis is so small, its not a penIS, its a penISN'T.

Girl: Alright, unzip your pants, we're going to do this.
Guy: ..Okay.. *unzips*
Girl: ... HAHAHAHAHAHA THATS NOT A PENIS.. THATS A PENISNT
Guy: *ruined for life* :*(

by TehNait October 16, 2006

pensioner's leg

A thin, pale, knobbly, veiny penis.

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

Penisensation

an experience or sensation that can only be brought about or created by the prescense of a penis

Penisensation - a fannytastic fuck

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Penisocchio

A man who lies about the size of his penis especially in gay hook-up sites.

"I hooked-up this guy from Craigslist who said that he had a 9 inch cock. Miss thing turned out to be a total Penisocchio - his dick was like 4 inches.

by Artistrygano January 29, 2009

Penisenjoyer

A person who finds satisfaction from a deep appreciation of male reproductive organ or organs.

I have many cat, but I sure do enjoy penises... I think I'm a penisenjoyer.

by vvadrin January 19, 2009