Peefing

The act of blowing air out of a penis. Similar to the female queef.

Do you smell that peef?; yeah! the guy has been peefing all day!!

by thehorneygoat January 15, 2011

Peef

The act of farting through one's penis.

Sara squealed with delight at the sound of Keenan's peef.

by Festus March 24, 2007

peeon

A person who is of such low status in society that it is socially acceptable for another person of higher status to pee on them.

That drug dealer, Eddy, is a real peeon.

by tbegota May 3, 2010

pedofile

Santa Claus is the pedofile ring leader. "he sees you when you're sleeping" and he also enjoys having millions of little kids sit on his lap...and has elves take pictures of it

Pedofile santa: "Ho Ho HO this red velvet is from the kiddie porn set i acted on last week! ho ho HO!"

by k-martizzle December 27, 2006

pedofile

a 50 year old man who loves to fuck young boys and girls.

probably anyone you meet in a chatroom.

by GhettoLatinaBooty April 5, 2003

Pedofailure

A pedophile who fails to such an extreme that he is caught by Chris Hansen on his Dateline series "To Catch A Predator".

Pedofailure: "Are you like her dad? Man it's not what you think!"

Chris Hansen: "No, I'm Chris Hansen and you're on Dateline NBC"

Pedofailure: "Oh crap..."

by dangnabbitjustworkdamnit May 30, 2009

Peef

A mystery to man since the early 1800's, peefs have forever changed the world of gases. Peefing is a voluntary release of gas from the male's penis. The act of "peefing" has also been known to often "shoot out" in somewhat of a machine-gun like fashion. Some scientists have compared "peefing" to the more well-known, but less awesome women's "queef". Many men have also been capturing their own peefs in a "peef box" for generations. This box stores the peef gas for later use. These boxes, not so much anymore, back in the day were passed down from father to son. Peefs are also very convenient in a dutch oven-like situation.

Matt: Yo, what the fuck's that smell?
Mike: Oh, my bad dude, I just peefed.
John: Dude where's your peef box?
Mike: It's filled man, I peef like it's my job.
Matt & John: Nice.

by THErealGROUP October 15, 2010