pedantric

Overly concerned with details and formalities in regards to obscure sex positions.

Karen said to Jessica, "He wanted me to do this thing in bed, and just kept going on about how I should move and position myself just right. He's so pedantric."

by G-Ruddy February 7, 2024

Pedanker

A non-elite Padel Tennis player, that thinks he is elite and takes the game way too seriously. Loud on court, full padel gear, often with long socks and often with face and hands pasted up to the glass wall while shouting how the opponents were lucky or how f'n good his shot was. They book all the available courts at prime times, so no-one else can play.

Jens is a pedanker, he'd rather play padel than fuck his wife.

by Dan Dan Wordman March 10, 2024

Pedant

"Actually, pedantic is an adjective, therefore I would be the definition of the noun, pedant."

John Sansbury is a pedant.

by Sharter2 July 9, 2025

Fessa Pesante

Literal translation: heavy pu**y. Italian slang used to depict a strong independent woman who is serving (instead of saying “girl with the balls” which might sound sexist).

Did you see Beyoncé’ last performance? She’s such a Fessa Pesante

by spadout October 24, 2023

linguistic pedantry

Def 1:

Whereas taxonomy is precise linguistic categorization essential for clarity and practical accuracy, analogous to carefully labeling medicine bottles, linguistic pedantry functions within contentinternet to highlight the narrow-mindedness involved in focusing cognitive energy on trivial language details that offer no practical benefit, humorously exemplified by videos such as PronunciationManual's intentional mispronunciation of "Nietzsche."

Def 2:
One methodology of Sophistry.

bro 1: brah i went in there and a total rundown of linguistic pedantry was rained down on me .
bro 2: yeah see thats why i prefer wendy's.

by cyberphunkisms March 22, 2025