Padel 

2000s kind of “squash” just like the yuppies during the 80’s everyone wanted to play it but sucked at it. Trend sport without any real heart into it. Just as boring as badminton, curling, lacrosse, bowling and so on…

Do you want to join us for tomorrow’s Padel game?

At what time? We have the 06:30 time and we booked it like a month ago!

Padel by Stefanatic August 30, 2021

paddle hawk 

when gaming, to watch your opponent choose their play, and then choose your play accordingly.

Man, the only reason you beat me in Madden is because you paddle hawked all game.

paddle hawk by truche June 21, 2011

Jared padalecki 

A Jared padalecki is a rare species of

half moose half Hansome god. You will see him mostly eating candy. He is secretly 5. He loves put prechewed gum on people's countertops so check him at the door. He delicate so protect him at all times. If you want to summon him you will need the following.

1. 2 cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato don't forget I repeat don't forget the mustart or it won't work

2. An nintendo switch or any type

3. Candy and about 3 pounds of it

4. His bff Jensen

Complete this steps and you can summon you a Jared padalecki

PS. Don't loose his shoe it makes him sad

That girl is being a Jared padalecki eating all that candy

Jared padalecki by Padalecki's army June 15, 2018

paddledick 

A boner so hard that it can be used to play ping pong.

"That guy is playing without pants!"
"Yeah, he is dominating the competition with his paddledick."

paddledick by Ayysnax March 25, 2014

pamella 

A beautiful girl who is outstanding at every subject and is a teachers pet. She is loved by the boys at all times and has a big booty.

Person one: look it's pamella
Person two: omg she is beautiful and talented

pamella by Love life because it's short April 5, 2015

Ass Waddling Paddle Master 

1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.

1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

Ass Waddling Paddle Master by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

padlet

Generic term for non manufacturer specific hand held touch screen tablet computer that is larger in size than a phone.

I.E. Not iOS or Android specific, free from categorisation of an iPad or a Tablet.

Dude, I'm struggling to read this micro text without a microscope on my tiny phone screen... Can you pass me the padlet?

padlet by TheRealBabs May 14, 2020