redneck pâté

A slice of bologna on white bread, eaten open-faced like fancy pâté spread on a cracker.

Hey, Bubba, want some redneck pâté?

by mooongirl May 17, 2011

knotty-pated

Shakespearian insult for dull-witted, block head!

He was a beslubbering, knotty-pated, fustilarian. (An oily,dim witted, scoundrel)

by Jemswill June 1, 2016

patas

slang for feet

Me duelen las patas.

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

Palesrael

A country (I hope) that is a combination between israel and Palestine and might happen if there is peace there.

Muslim: fuck israel
Jew: fuck Palestine
Me: guys guys no need to fight, how about we unite these 2 countries and make it into 1 big country and call it palesrael?
Muslim and Jew: you want us to be together? Fuck no bitch!
*shoots me*

by Some1 @ the internet July 17, 2021

Shiv Patel

Sexiest nigger in the whole world. Loves fucking underage women

Holy shit he’s such a Shiv Patel

by Jshsbbdbdbxj December 5, 2018

Active Server Pages [ASP]

A server side scripting language developed by Microsoft. While it does outclass Perl in terms of effectiveness and ease of use, php does offer more to the average web developer in terms of reliability, speed, and a shorter learning curve. It is also worth noting that ASP 3.0 comes in two flavours, VBScript and JavaScript.

<%@ language="VBScript" %>
<%
Response.Write("this is ASP")
Response.Write("<br />")
If Request.Querystring("action") = "page1" Then
Response.Write("you selected page 1")
Else
Response.Write("You selected some other page")
End If
%>

by Mordan DS September 25, 2003

Patelle

When you have a teacher who is a complete and utter bastard. Derived from the word dick head or Kunt, which both have the same meaning.

Boy 1: Ohh shit man, look who is our sub this lesson!

Boy 2: Fuck, its one of those dickhead teachers who think they are so smart. He was probably beaten as a child too :P
Boy 1: This gits such a Patelle!

by KSHZZAP August 25, 2011