French Pastry

1) A slam dunk that displays ridiculous skills, artistry and elaborate body movement while in the air.

2) A slam dunk that causes embarrassment to an overmatched opponent.

Man, that team was so bad. We got up by fifty and started serving French pastry...just to keep it interesting.

by Dr. Dunkenstein November 12, 2009

travis pastrana

A sexy ass, motocross guy. who achieved a double backflip at the x games 12.

Travis Pastrana is the best.

by kandice kool October 25, 2006

pastry pussy

Little wieners baked in a pasty.
(Same as Pigs in a Blanket; but from the wiener's perspective.)

"You whip up a mighty tasty pastry pussy, Ma'am."
"Aw, shucks, Henry, 't'weren't nothin'."

by Chimwechan guy February 17, 2010

pair of pacifiers

Noun
1. Big Breasts that are used to quiet a man who is panicking or questioning whether or not he should have sex with this particuliar woman. Usually reserved for cougars or women who havent had sex in a really long time
2. a pair of really big and scrumptious breasts used to seduce a man who is prone to moments of weakness.

Last friday night i got hella wasted and this cougar took me to her house and said she wanted to fuck my brains out. i was all for it untill i seen pictures of her son, who i go to school with, on her wall. I tried to tell her no and that it was un ethical but she pulled out her pair of pacifiers and i didnt say a word for the rest of the night.

by J. Garbo October 4, 2010

Penalty pastry

The worst form of Latino punishment. Its given you those who are bad and it could be filled with anything bad like paint, crayons, or even razor blades. If you refuse to eat it people are legally allowed to hit you in the face as hard as they want for up to eight years.

Maxwell if you don't start behaving well will give you a penalty pastry

by Real-person October 17, 2018

pastry shopping

when a man (or woman for that matter) goes out looking for muffin top females to meet or hook up with. this pursuit can be either conscious or unconscious.

Yo, Alex is really pastry shopping tonight, thats the third muffin top he's macked on tonight!

by HassK December 9, 2008

plsirl

internet jargon meaning, "not within the context of the internet experience we are currently sharing, but in real life at your computer"

Kolevii plsirl, stfu
or
Kolevii plsirl try to maintain control, ok?

by Dumonyu August 28, 2003