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Petrified Seagull

Fictional sexual position that one may use in conversation to instill a feeling of sexual experience or prowess.
Venus Butterfly... whatever. Ever had the Petrified Seagull?
by John Doe who lives on Fake St. September 4, 2010
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Petrified

pet·ri·fied
ˈpetrəˌfīd/
adjective
adjective: petrified

1.

so frightened that one is unable to move; terrified.

"the petrified child clung to her mother"

2.

(of organic matter) changed into a stony substance; ossified.

"petrified wood"
Person1: Hey man!
Person2: Look what I found!
Person1: What is it?
Person2: I found some petrified wood!
by Auerus June 16, 2016
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Petrified Wood

When a old man takes too much viagra and his boner gets stuck forever, causing an awkward funeral.
Hugh Hefner had taken too many boner pills and had to have surgery because of Petrified Wood.
by garuru0 December 27, 2009
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petrified

An unreasonable (or is it?)phobia of treating computer mouse as a pet.
I'm petrified of sharpening my mouse instead of my pencil.
by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008
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Pootified

The act of being pooty! Actin' all stuck up and crunchy!
Why u wanna' act all pootified and stuff?
by Truth A'Twine September 18, 2006
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Purified

When a vagina is nice and clean and not smelling like fish
Damn daniel that vagina is not purified
by Jiggily titties December 6, 2017
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Purified

When you go up against vigil and he domes you with the bubble daryl bosg shotgun and doc revives you but you get killed by a kapkan trap.
Oh ash just got purified.
by Osnaa May 4, 2018
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