scroll paralysis

When you go on a social media site and scroll down for 10 minutes straight, reading every single post that ever existed. Then your scrolling finger goes limp and you can't move it for another 10 minutes.
Hence scroll paralysis.

Billy: Wanna play some basketball?
Joe: Sorry man. I'm experiencing scroll paralysis.

by Engelbert Humperdinck1 November 14, 2016

analysis paralysis

over thinking something.

analysis paralysis set in after 2 hours of trying to make sense of the system.

by The REAL VITO! July 22, 2009

option paralysis

The tendency, when given unlimited choices, to make none.

I've been offered three jobs this week, but I have option paralysis, so I think I'll just stay here at my McJob.

by Meaghan Fisher May 22, 2006

Sleep paralysis

All the bald men charging at u and turns out it was rob and he has warm cheese and for all we know he ran out of toilet paper and has wiped his ass with the cheese

Sleep paralysis:ahh it’s Ron

by 🦋🐥 July 20, 2019

fake pally

1.Exhibiting counterfeit friendly tendencies .
2.Pretending to be more of a friend and not meaning it.
3.A response to something incredulous or stupid.

Welhamite 1: "Mr. Lahiri just got fired!"
Welhamite 2: "What? Fake pally!?"

Welhamite 1: "Tu kitna super awesome hai yar!"
Welhamite 2: "Zyada fake pally mat ban! Chutiya kahin ka..."

by Welhamite 3 August 22, 2011

parley

an enemy conference to resolve differences

Before there's any more misunderstanding, let me arrange a parley.

by Jim King December 17, 2004

parli teacher

a parli teacher is someone who works at parliament hill school. They are either a bitch or can be super nice. They perform the best pantomime’s but they are all snakes. They suck up to the year 7s and think they are so cool.

OMG IS THAT A PARLI TEACHER?! it must be because they seem so cool!!

by Samthphike December 21, 2019