Paraphilia

A person who has wierd ass sexual attractions that can lead to dangerous or fatal situations.

My wierd ass neighbors paraphilia lead to complaints from the police

by DaQueen Bitch August 16, 2016

Panphobia

Phobia of Pansexuals

Are you Panphobic?

Of course not! Panphobia is horrible!

by Loriiii April 28, 2019

Panphobia

To be either afraid of pans or pansexuals in a horrified way.

"Hey mom what are you making"
"I'm making burgers on this pan"
"On a what ?"
"A pan"
"*Screams*"

Or
"Hey Joe I'm pansexuals"
"*Screams* I have panphobia stay away from my pans !"

by Faze EEEE March 3, 2022

pyrophobia

Fear of pirates - uncontrollable anal twitch triggered by the sight of a gap toothed, patch wearing pirate.

Wendy was reluctant watch pirates of the carribean with her friends as she suffered badly from Pyrophobia.

by Yellow Beard August 4, 2006

pyrophobia

When you have a fear of that scary fuck, Spyro the dragon, but also when you cannot pronounce the letter s.

-What's up with dickcunt over there?
-He's got pyrophobia.
-Still at least he isn't a junkie.
-What?
-Shut up (sound of gunshot)

by MasterG February 4, 2005

Panphobia

Panphobia is a word used to describe the fear of pansexuality or pansexuals, just like homophobia.

"We do not allow panphobia to thrive into our group"

by WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY August 1, 2021

Paraphonia

The immediate and obsessive dread and fear, that takes over your "mind and body", when you realize you cannot find your phone.

Bob " Dude where the fuck is my phone, I just had it.."
Dude "You will find it, its here somewhere.."
Bob " No man , its lost..."
Dude " Relax man, and calm down, your just suffering from "Paraphonia"...you just had it 5 minutes ago and you never left this room.."
Bob "Sorry i was ready to freak out.....it was in my pocket"

by Stains and Smears May 17, 2019