The Alabaster Parakeet

I remain TE Quagmire, the historian for the Order. Our entire history has been documented by trusted members, not charlatans such as yourself. My assistants and I are the only reputable source of information. Take heed!

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Parakeet

An asshole with wings

Suck my chicken you fucking parakeet!
Why are you being such a parakeet?
Watch out for the parakeet.

by Witdashitz April 16, 2022

parakeeting

is the present progressive of the verb equivalent to the spanish action to inhale cocaine, not to be confused with "cotorrear": to chat with a friend.

hey dude let's go get some parakeeting with the janias

by elmerHomero December 18, 2018

parakeet bliesk

Parakeet jizz

The parakeet bliesk landed on the girls head.

by Jjjjjlkkkf April 22, 2009

Parakeet Knuckle

A single rock of Crack cocaine, not large enough to be a “crack cookie”

Hey bud, I see a parakeet knuckle under the floor mat!

by Parakeet peat September 18, 2023

dinty parakeet

The act of getting head, and before ejaculation pulling away quickly, shouting "Polly!" And quickly attempting to cum in her armpit. If failed, it is known as "The Parakeets Serenade".

Me: I tried getting in a dinty parakeet last night.
Bro: What? Did you?
Me: Still singing that sad serenade.

by IrishPowell'13 January 5, 2014