Parasite single

A parasite Single is someone who is single, no plans for marriage any time soon, not dating, still living with parents. Most parasingles don't quit this lifestyle until their late 30s, early 40s.

The term started in Japan, comming from a 1997 Japanese horror movie Parasite Eve & backed up by best-seller book by Masahiro Yamada in 1999.

by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

parasprites

A term used by bronies to call trolls who would invade their threads or forums.

From My Little Pony: Frienship is Magic episode "Swarm of the Century", a small creature with deceptively cute look, but quickly turns into pests after they mulitply rapidly from eating anything in their path.

Don't feed the parasprites.

by nickodavincireborn April 24, 2011

Panasta

its a spanish basket (canasta) but it has a porkchop inside it and a cape on (usually red)

I love you more than panasta!

by LetThatcrazyGirlOutOfTheShack! January 19, 2012

Pantasy

A fantasy you have about owning the perfect pair of pants.

Wow! Look at that guy's chinos! They're my ultimate pantasy!

by CatOfTheCanals November 20, 2014

Pandasapian

When you feel deeply in your heart that you are different from all other people and believe the reason is because you are actually a descendant from Panda Bears or any other type of Bear. Instead of your primitive ancestors being apes, you believe you are the offspring of millions of years of evolution originating with a Panda.

-"You're really weird.. You know that right"
-"Yes I know I’m weird, it's because I’m actually a Pandasapian"
-"That actually answers a lot"

by Extremely Slim Shady December 16, 2016

Parasocialite

A mix between the word parasocial and socialite, parasocialites are people who activley partake in a one sided relationship to someone who does not acknowledge their existance and ENJOYS doing it. They truly believe they have a mutual bond, usually with a celebrity or online personality.

Person 1: (Replies to every post by a famous person and acts like they are mutual friends by cracking inside jokes they made up)
Person 2: What a parasocialite...

by degenfemcel July 3, 2023

Social Parasite

n. A person who is typically/always socially imperceptive and 'latches on' to a group of people. this person is along for a ride and is impossible to lose, usually makes awkward comments making them unwanted. they are with you and eat away at your cool factor, making them a parasite

n. a tape worm with many friends and/or a facebook account

guy: wow person 3 is such a parasite!

girl: i know he saw us at dinner and has not left yet...wtf

person 3(social parasite):so guys....im going to watch you make out ok?

by Atohn January 21, 2008