parasprites

A term used by bronies to call trolls who would invade their threads or forums.

From My Little Pony: Frienship is Magic episode "Swarm of the Century", a small creature with deceptively cute look, but quickly turns into pests after they mulitply rapidly from eating anything in their path.

Don't feed the parasprites.

parasprites by nickodavincireborn April 24, 2011

hair parasites 

one of those dam hairs that random appears on your backpack or clothes for some weird shit you first blame it on the person with the color hair that is closed to you

mikey;how did this get here?? Salvador:chill out it's just one of those hair parasites

hair parasites by 7uliette_ April 3, 2019

Parasprite 

(Pare-a-sprite) Noun.
1. A fictional pest-species of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, which reproduce asexually and prolifically.
In theme, they are similar to Tribbles, of Star Trek fame. They can be seen in MLP: FiM Season 1, Episode 10, titled 'Swarm of the Century'.

2.A hater of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, its fans, and/or its franchise, who often draws false conclusions about the above without ever seeing the other perspective. Often, this individual is simply insecure about their image to the point of rejecting media they might otherwise enjoy. These individuals usually 'come out of the stable', at some point, joining Bronies in their fandom of MLP.

3. A lazy internet Troll who specifically targets the fandom of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. For the most part, it is clear that their hatred of the fandom is baseless, or at least uneducated. Parasprites stem from only the most amateurish of Trolls, and go elsewhere if they ever improve upon the art. They are usually stifled by the Brony credo of love and toleration, and give up out of boredom, and, usually, self-pity.

Individual 1:(Insert venomous comment about the somehow perverse nature of MLP, Bronies, or any other aspect of the aforementioned fandom.)
Bronies at Large: Ah, you poor Parasprite. Somebody get this man a hug and a plushie; he'll snap out of it soon enough.

Parasprite by Malik Lucius January 1, 2012

Parasites 

Redneck word for binoculars.

That dea man was spying on my meth lab with parasites.

Parasites by the tweaker February 16, 2004

Mutual Parasites 

Two friends who use each other for purposes to get by in society.

Keek has a a lot mutual parasites which whom he’s constantly surrounded by.

Mutual Parasites by SkateNazi666 March 20, 2019

Ego Parasites 

People who lookup their own names on Urban Dictionary and share it on social media to see if anybody gives a fuck.
They are similar to Ego Bacteria, which usually settle their grounds via posting multiple pictures of their breakfast, lunch, dinner, etc. But Ego Parasites are prone to be more immune to common sense than Ego Bacteria.

- What's the whole deal about everybody posting the definition of their names on Instagram?

- Just another wave of Ego Parasites, nothing new...

Ego Parasites by SkankHunt42_therealone August 17, 2018

parasites 

see woman,women,girls,females.

man: Im so exhausted from all the sex and hard work I do to please my woman and Im still broke becasue she is spending my money on worthless shit like new curtains.
woman: Im also giving it to your brother because he has no job so I employed him as my secret lover because he has a bigger penis than you.
man: Im gona get rid of you once and for all you little parasite.
woman: (playing the victim)stop choking me! help!
man: wow. now that my wife is dead I feel so much better. It's like I got rid of some parasites.

parasites by LONG LIVE OJAY SIMPSON August 6, 2006