Pandemic Trap
When a thirst trap occurs/is sent during during a pandemic and you're willing to risk it to get the biscuit.
Pandemic Trap by Reeru March 19, 2020
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Pandemic Proposal
Proposing marriage to your partner during a pandemic - often out of haste, panic or heightened emotions.
Pandemic Proposal by Cactusneedlesprinkles March 24, 2020
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pandemic perk
A freebie, loosening of restrictions, or situational benefit arising from a widespread disease crisis.
E.g. premium features on a free plan, reduced law enforcement of minor infractions, telecommuting.
E.g. premium features on a free plan, reduced law enforcement of minor infractions, telecommuting.
pandemic perk by PutTheGovernmentInYourToaster April 9, 2020
pandemic rules
Pandemic Rules are like Airport Rules, except everywhere is assumed to be an Airport.
Airport Rules state the any time is a good time to do anything and normal conventions are put aside.
i.e. Beer at 7am. Shots at 10am. Breakfast at midnight. Sleeping during the day. etc.
Airport Rules extend to when one is in Transit. Therefore we could consider Pandemic Rules to be Airport Rules where we are in an on going state of Transit.
Airport Rules state the any time is a good time to do anything and normal conventions are put aside.
i.e. Beer at 7am. Shots at 10am. Breakfast at midnight. Sleeping during the day. etc.
Airport Rules extend to when one is in Transit. Therefore we could consider Pandemic Rules to be Airport Rules where we are in an on going state of Transit.
During a Pandemic...
A: When is cocktail hour?
B: Pandemic Rules!
A: Then it is cocktail hour!
B: It's always cocktail hour during the pandemic.
A: When is cocktail hour?
B: Pandemic Rules!
A: Then it is cocktail hour!
B: It's always cocktail hour during the pandemic.
pandemic rules by Salty Albatross April 11, 2020
Pandemic pussy
when you’ve been quarantined for too long with no “action“ and your walls are tighter than the 2016 election
Pandemic pussy by bigoldshmeatus April 17, 2020
Pandemic Police
Pandemic police are annoying busybodies during Covid-19, who constantly judge and shame people allegedly breaking social distancing rules and buying "non-essential" purchases.
Common targets are single moms going grocery shopping with obviously young children, people walking their dog, old couple going for a walk around their block, siblings playing together on their own backyard, not wearing a mask or gloves, any "non-essential" purchase even if it's with an "essential"purchase. They often either make a snide remark or post a picture of them on Facebook.
These people give no shits about the health and safety of others and just want to use the pandemic as an excuse to bully and belittle people.
Common targets are single moms going grocery shopping with obviously young children, people walking their dog, old couple going for a walk around their block, siblings playing together on their own backyard, not wearing a mask or gloves, any "non-essential" purchase even if it's with an "essential"purchase. They often either make a snide remark or post a picture of them on Facebook.
These people give no shits about the health and safety of others and just want to use the pandemic as an excuse to bully and belittle people.
Uggh the pandemic police were giving me dirty looks and calling me a bad mom for bringing my 5 year old with me to the grocery store.
Pandemic Police by Jenmic April 20, 2020
Pandemic pounds
The weight you gain from excess food, and alcohol, while sheltering in place during a worldwide pandemic.
Dude, while staying at home during the pandemic’s shelter in place, I have consumed so much food, and adult beverages, I’ve gained 10 pandemic pounds!
Pandemic pounds by The Lois Lane June 4, 2020