M.P.U

M.P.U. is an acronym for Mounted Practice Unit. This unit contains a dildo with a shoulder mount that surounds the head. The M.P.U. has a motor that moves the dildo back and forth. The point of this device is to practice oral sex with a guy.

I suck at giving head, I need to go home and practice with my M.P.U.

by A-ron123 October 31, 2006

A.P.U.

An acronym for "As Per Ushe" (short for usual). Since I don't even know if that's how you spell ushe..... it's just easier to say A.P.U.

Tanya: If we're going to have a casserole, I'm going to put on my buffet pants (see: buffet pants)

Erin: Me too. A.P.U.

by Tanya Clark June 10, 2007

e.m.p.u.i.s

Eat my pussy until I scream

Guy: Talk dirty to me
Girl: Fuck daddy I want you to E.M.P.U.I.S

by Trippin420 December 5, 2017

E.Y.P.U.Y.C.I.M.F

this word is freaky... This word holds power... "E.Y.P.U.Y.C.I.M.F" means "Eat you pussy till you cum in/on my face"

E.x: im tryna E.Y.P.U.Y.C.I.M.F

by KingGrace March 15, 2023

S.P.U.N.K

Shrek’s
Powerful
Underrated
Nut

Kapacity

Dude: oh hey did you here about S.P.U.N.K?
Dudette: y’a i heard it’s making an appearance in shrek 5

by A_Random_Child December 9, 2018

d.p.u.s

d.p.u.s--Dark Piece of Uncircumsized Skin

ew, why does sumaiya look so much like d.p.u.s? Thats worse then w.p.u.s

by Chelsea! January 23, 2006

w.p.u.s

white piece of uncircumsized skin, (wah-pus)

fuck chelsea, ur such a w.p.u.s!!

by sumaiya January 3, 2006