Oxymoron

An Oxymoron is a combination of contradictory words.

Oxymorons include
Asian-Italian
Cold Heat
Blind scout
Anything postive said with President Bush

by Fast Eddeh January 21, 2009

oxymoron

Organized Religion
Manic depressive
Pepsi Cola
Ham Burger
Bible Studies

<John:> You sir, are an oxymoron!
<PepsiCola:> Yes!

by B-Drac August 2, 2003

Oxymoron

When two words just shouldn't go together at all.

Most heard oxymoron: "Black people."

by Ymous, A, Anon October 12, 2008

oxymoron

A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined. Americans are uncultured morons.

The suggestion from the intelligent american was met by a deafening silence.
Contradiction number one is a joke but not an oxymoron, number two is from the Oxford English Dictionary

by Stultus von Americana September 23, 2003

oxymoron

oxymoron: figure of speech combining two normally contradictory terms.

(e.g. "tolerant LK", "correct LK",etc.).

by 100%Caborn May 24, 2005

Oxymoron

One who constantly contradicts oneself, generally with an IQ of 90 or below.

Person 1: "Hey, that PETA guy is wearing a fur coat!"
Person 2: "What an oxymoron..."

by Ethan45vio February 13, 2013

oxymoron

Oxygen filled moron.

A Moron filled with Oxygen.

by OxyGen ius February 17, 2005