Lawn Ornament

A roller coaster that is inoperable for most of if not an entire season of a park's operation, if not longer.

This is usually due to frequent breakdowns and other mechanical issues.

Person 1: I really want to ride Steel Curtain, but it's been down since late last year and all of this year.

Person 2: Well, at least it's a nice looking lawn ornament.

by Always Obsessing July 23, 2024

plastic lawn ornament day

That day after a huge fight with an SO, where you post a bunch of fake shit so no one knows how fucked up your life really is.

She and billy were fighting all weekend. Now it's plastic lawn ornament day.

by Bragnonymous August 23, 2015

Garage Ornament

A car (usually a project-car) that has been sitting in the garage untouched for a long time.

“Is your car anywhere near running or is it another S chassis garage ornament”

by Tenngage July 14, 2023

Delco Hood Ornament

When the chick in traffic ahead of you gets mad and blasts her diarrhea all over the hood of your car

What did she get locked up for? She was tired of getting honked at for driving too slow so she gave the guy a Delco Hood Ornament.

by Saul Okayishman April 30, 2025

Pennsylvania Hood Ornament

When you run up to someone's car (especially during a road rage argument), pull down your pants, aim your ass at the front-center area of their hood, and put a big creamy shit there.
Named after the incident in Delaware County, Pennsylvania on April 30th, 2025, and named similarly to the Arizona Sunroof.

I can't believe that woman gave me a Pennsylvania Hood Ornament on the way to my job interview.

by SteankfoondThrongler May 15, 2025

Freezer Ornament

Some terrible frozen food you bought in bulk from C****o. You tried it but hated it, so the rest sits forever in the back of your freezer because you couldn't bring yourself to throw it away.

A: "Are those soy sausage Pierogis too dried out to eat?"
B: "Yep, they're freezer ornaments."

by Schmerdtz November 7, 2021

tournament ornament

Da shiny trophy dat da players on both teams hope to take home after da end-of-season "big game".

Lots of inexpensive sports-trophies are available on eBay, so conceivably you could still have a tournament ornament to display on yer bookcase even if your team didn't actually win.

by QuacksO March 1, 2023