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Lawn Ornament

A roller coaster that is inoperable for most of if not an entire season of a park's operation, if not longer.

This is usually due to frequent breakdowns and other mechanical issues.
Person 1: I really want to ride Steel Curtain, but it's been down since late last year and all of this year.

Person 2: Well, at least it's a nice looking lawn ornament.
by Always Obsessing July 23, 2024
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plastic lawn ornament day

That day after a huge fight with an SO, where you post a bunch of fake shit so no one knows how fucked up your life really is.
She and billy were fighting all weekend. Now it's plastic lawn ornament day.
by Bragnonymous August 23, 2015
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ORNAMENTALS

Purely decorative male testicals after a vasectomy.
I knew I couldn't get pregnant because he only had ornamentals.
by Lady999999 March 31, 2021
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chin ornaments

Noun

A playful and somewhat risqué term referring to a man's testicles when they are positioned near someone's chin, often during certain intimate activities. Also used humorously to describe any accidental or surprising chin-to-testicle encounter.
As their romantic evening went on, Sarah couldn’t stop laughing when Jake’s chin ornaments dangled near her chin, making her feel like she was in a dirty game of “Pin the Tail on the Donkey.”

Those funny jewels that hang under a guy’s belt can end up near someone’s chin in a weird moment, like when Amber was so into her Fortnite game that she headbutted her teammate’s crotch, getting a face full of chin ornaments and making everyone laugh hysterically.

Those chin ornaments look so festive, I almost put tinsel on them for Christmas, turning a cheeky moment into a raunchy holiday comedy.

During a slip-and-slide fail, Tom slid right into Joe’s chin ornaments, making everyone laugh like crazy at the ballsy collision.
by Chin-Chins July 5, 2024
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Alabama hood Ornament

Balls only hanging out the zipper of your jeans. Well spread eagle on the hood of a car while traveling 10 miles an hour or above spread eagle on the hood of the car.
To make it in I was dared to lay on the hood of a car spread eagle with my ball sack hanging out at my zipper hence Alabama hood ornament
by anonymous May 8, 2021
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yard ornament

A dog which is tied up and left outside, never being let inside or taking of their chain.
"That poor dog, he's been a yard ornament all his life. People who just chain their dogs up shouldn't have dogs"
by holyvulpes December 19, 2017
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tournament ornament

Da shiny trophy dat da players on both teams hope to take home after da end-of-season "big game".
Lots of inexpensive sports-trophies are available on eBay, so conceivably you could still have a tournament ornament to display on yer bookcase even if your team didn't actually win.
by QuacksO March 1, 2023
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