Opening an Oreo

A generic term for a gentleman to open and enthusiastically lick out the insides of a ladies 'vertical biscuit'.

Can sometimes be accompanied by dunking it in milk and saying mmmm mmmm a lot!!!

"Hi sthephan"

"Hey man, what's wrong with your voice?"

"My tongue is thucked"

"Why, what's happened to you"

"I wath up all yethterday night opening an oreo!! Gunna give my puthy licking a retht for a few dayth now!!"

by Burning blue soul January 15, 2017

opening Pandora's box

Learning how to shoot up on your own

Shooting up yourself is kind of like opening Pandora's box.

by M0n$t3r August 18, 2014

anal cavity opening

A polite way of saying 'arsehole'.

"Joe, you're cheating with my wife! You anal cavity opening!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

Fifa Pack opening

A really cringy thing youtubers do in there youtube videos which cringes the fuck out of most people

Hey guys welcome back to Barcelona Madrid UTD (youtube name) and today i will be doing an extremely overpowered Fifa Pack opening starting with this pack i actually spent 50 bucks on earlier today.

by Ucringeme March 2, 2017

Grand Opening

When you use all of your fingers and toes, your penis, and your tongue, while thrusting your pelvis and giving a maniacal laugh. If done right, you can please up to 22 women.

Did you see that sith lord perform the Grand Opening? He was penetrating 22 women!

by Darth R September 13, 2007

Opening Night

A game played at swimming pools. Part of the group waits in the pool unsuspectingly, while someone else runs in with water guns and starts shooting cold water at everyone. The resulting shock and surprise ruins everyone's day at the pool.

Johnny and I were swimming when Zoe and Margot ran in and shot ice cold water at us and started a game of Opening Night.

by ksusentinel July 23, 2012

opening

Slang for the ritual when you open a canned beverage with your friends in a certain way

guy1:Hey bro will we be opening tonight?
guy2:Of course man.

by Rumcájsz March 28, 2018