Tarps Optional

A rule referring to telling people that there is now an option of wearing a shirt or not.

-TARPS OPTIONAL PARTY (guy#1)

-Yo, where can i leave my tarp? (guy#2)

-you can hide it in my refrigerator. (guy#1)

by matmo February 10, 2010

donkey optimist

That unflagging and dedicated optimist who always imagines that the shit pile contains a happy little donkey.

She is undoubtedly the most pronounced donkey optimist I have ever come across.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

nuclear option

An act of retribution or last resort that is unwarranted or overly severe in its consequences.

She de-friending him on Facebook was the nuclear option; it was unnecessary and embarassed him in front of his friends.

by outnabout April 21, 2010

optd

old people these days

man: when i was young....
kid: tsk optd

by Satan with a Perm April 21, 2010

Inverse Optie

a y=2x+1 bootie! It goes towards the center of her body. It is either so flat that it makes her neck, back, and knees connect or it is never seen by the eye when she has leggins on.

Her ass is so flat is isnt even visible. INVERSE OPTIE DOE.....

by mdharia15 October 8, 2014

optical inch

The extra inch of length a shaved penis appears to have over an unshaved one.

The optical inch my shaved cock has makes it look bigger.

by jer_ May 14, 2006

optical nutrition

looking at facebook pictures of pretty girls.

I had optical nutrition on Maria's profile.

by werls July 12, 2011