Sneaking one out

A cheeky wank under cover of the naked eye

I had my hair cut today, the stylist' breasts rubbed against my arm, so I decided to start sneaking one out under the gown

by Angel Rangel November 25, 2013

smoothing one out

To "smooth out" one's erection
To masturbrate as a male
To jack off

So I was in my room smoothing one out when my mom walked in...

by Dr.AlfredKinseyatLarge April 24, 2008

strum one out

when a female rubs the clitoris

yo b strum one out for me

by a.2active! August 1, 2021

love one out

A term for masturbation accidentally coined by James Dobson and used by John Oliver.

Dude 1: Hey, wanna go play frisbee golf?
Dude 2: Nah. I'm gonna go love one out.

by Dougedatamazingdog June 7, 2018

Plumming one out

When you jerk off in class while watching hentai and get caught

YOOOO LOOK KEVIN IS PLUMMING ONE OUT

by peenballs4 May 18, 2023

grub one out

The act of eating a meal.

"Hey broseph, let's go to the dining hall and grub one out."

by davidblk July 14, 2007

throw one out

When a male ejaculates, he is throwing some swimmers out.

I was watching some porn last night so I had to throw one out.

by Josh_Mejia May 16, 2016