by daeze July 6, 2005
Get the onesmug. by P Schizzle October 3, 2003
Get the onemug. A great answer to give in math class when a teacher asks you a question to make sure you are paying attention, and you don't know it because you really weren't paying attention.
Great because it is more likely to be the right answer than any other number. Also, even if you're wrong, everybody will think it was just a joke and you will come out on top.
Do not try in other classes or you will look like a dumbass.
Great because it is more likely to be the right answer than any other number. Also, even if you're wrong, everybody will think it was just a joke and you will come out on top.
Do not try in other classes or you will look like a dumbass.
Me: zzz... "snore"
Mr. Lashower: Erick, would you please tell me what anything to the power of zero is?
Me: "wakes" Uhhhh.... one?????
Mr. Lashower: Yes, that's the correct answer.
Me: Bitchin'. This shit works.
OR...
Me: zzz...
Mr. Goldfischer: Erick who won the Battle of Stalingrad?
Me: One?
Classmates: WTF ?!?!
Mr. Lashower: Erick, would you please tell me what anything to the power of zero is?
Me: "wakes" Uhhhh.... one?????
Mr. Lashower: Yes, that's the correct answer.
Me: Bitchin'. This shit works.
OR...
Me: zzz...
Mr. Goldfischer: Erick who won the Battle of Stalingrad?
Me: One?
Classmates: WTF ?!?!
by Erick A. C May 24, 2009
Get the onemug. by GMoney April 18, 2003
Get the onemug. by Indy Rock Nick October 8, 2008
Get the That Onemug. To be fucked up on whatever your drug of choice is. It is beyond just tipsy or lightheaded, it's full on faded/twisted/tweaked/trippin/high/etc.
Damn, Rick James was on one back in the 80's.
That bum jackin off in the corner must be on one, damn tweak.
That bum jackin off in the corner must be on one, damn tweak.
by Joe Blaze January 25, 2008
Get the On Onemug.