When a man rubs his anus up & down a table leg, or when a woman rubs her vijayjay up & down a table leg.
man 1: dude, i got so many splinters from all that tabling yesterday
man 2: yeah, i know, same here, i pooed one out.
man 2: yeah, i know, same here, i pooed one out.
by Peteyporn December 02, 2009
An adjective form of the noun used when referencing a Joseph. A person named Calvin is 94.67% more likely to use this word than the average person.
by CloisteredAcorn May 26, 2019
"Hey your new mobile phone is so table, dude!"
"SPIN 1038'S Breakfast Xpress with Joe and Keith is the most table radio show in Dublin Ireland, man!"
"SPIN 1038'S Breakfast Xpress with Joe and Keith is the most table radio show in Dublin Ireland, man!"
by Aideen SPIN 1038 August 24, 2007
by AKACroatalin April 14, 2015
The crafting table is a block from the mainstream game, Minecraft. Due to a incident in GeorgeNotFound's stream that their fans had found "interesting", it had been an on-going joke that "standing on a crafting table" means to give/receive a blowjob, or simply to have sexual intercourse.
Random person A: Hey, would you stand on a crafting table for me?
Random person B: Absolutely not, never say those words to me again.
Random person B: Absolutely not, never say those words to me again.
by ilyapads October 18, 2020
A complex chart consisting of dates, page numbers, topics, etc. that math and science teachers enjoy making you do. Your teacher will harp at you to write down the table of contents every day and threaten your grade if you don't. It is intended to be useful, but for the most part, it's not.
Teacher, glaring at your paper: Have you done the table of contents for today?
You: N-n-no?
Teacher: *eyebrows raise* You have to do the table of contents every day! Minus 10 classwork points.
You: N-n-no?
Teacher: *eyebrows raise* You have to do the table of contents every day! Minus 10 classwork points.
by Falling Upward February 22, 2020