Loaf

Someone that is overweight and has very visible rolls is someone with a loaf,for instance if someone has rolls on lets say their back they have loafs on their back

*Fat guy running while his rolls bounce and jiggle*
Guy: LOOK AT THOSE LOAFS!

by YMCT June 18, 2016

Loaf

When someone is acting foolish or says something foolish you say "stop being a loaf"

Randall stop being such a loaf.

by east&southwest September 07, 2014

Loafing

To soddomize yourself or another with a frozen loaf of bread.

(guy 1)hey im going to the freezer to get a loaf. (guy 2) you can count me out if you'r going to be loafing yourself. Or "Go loaf yourself"

by Euan bis October 17, 2008

loaf

"A Loaf" refers to a whole uncut bread, not a chunk. A loaf is the complete item, as removed from the oven. Bread in it's virgin state. (Western style bread I think, doesn't really work for unleavened breads eg. Pitta, Nan, Chappatti etc.).

Are you going to buy a wholemeal loaf or a granary loaf.
What a ready sliced white loaf? Shame on you!

by Agent Smith May 24, 2003

loaf

A rather large quantity of hair on top of a person's head.

Justins's hairdresser was shocked by his shaggy surfer guy loaf.

I need to get my loaf cut.

by Thundercat_Guy September 14, 2004

loaf

A unusually large amount of ejaculated semen.

Dude, I totally just loafed all over her face. It was so messy, she needed a blanket to clean up, a towel wouldn't suffice.

by LoafCrew July 05, 2015

loaf

noun. a chunk of bread

"I ate that loaf you bought."
"You bastard!"

by bill November 21, 2002